merry christmas from vintage jane and bob dylan

i'm standing there watching the parade
feeling combination of sleepy john estes.
jayne mansfield. humphry bogart
mortimer snerd. murph the surf and so forth
erotic hitchhiker wearing japanese
blanket. gets my attention by asking didn't
he see me at this hootenanny down inpuerto vallarta, mexico
i say no you must be mistaken. i happen to be one of the Supremes
then he rips off his blanket an' suddenly becomes a middle-aged druggist.
up for district attorney. he starts screaming at me you're the one.
you're the one that's been causing all them riots over in vietnam.
immediately turns t' a bunch of people an' says if elected,
he'll have me electrocuted publicly on the next fourth of july.
i look around an' all these people he's talking to are carrying blowtorches
needless t' say, i split fast go back t' the nice quiet country.
am standing there writing WHAAT? on my favorite wall
when who should pass by in a jet plane but my recording engineer?
"i'm here t' pick up you and your lastest works of art.
do you need any help with anything?''

(pause)

my songs're written with the kettle drum in mind
a touch of any anxious color. unmentionable. obvious.
an' people perhaps like a soft brazilian singer . . .
i have given up at making any attempt at perfection
the fact that the white house is filled with leaders that've
never been t' the apollo theater amazes me.
why allen ginsberg was not chosen t' read poetry at the inauguration boggles my mind
if someone thinks norman mailer is more important than hank williams that's fine.
i have no arguments an' i never drink milk.
i would rather model harmonica holders than discuss aztec anthropology
english literature. or history of the unitednations.
i accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me.
i know there're some people terrified of the bomb.
but there are other people terrified t' be seen carrying a modern screen magazine.
experience teaches that silence terrifies people the most . . .
i am convinced that all souls have some superior t' deal with
like the school system, an invisible circle of which no one can think
without consulting someone
in theface of this, responsibility, security, success mean absolutely nothing. . .
i would not want t' be bach. mozart. tolstoy. joe hill. gertrude stein or james dean
they are all dead.
the Great books've been written.
the Great sayings have all been said
I am about t' sketch You a picture of what goes on around here sometimes.
though I don't understand too well myself what's really happening.
i do know that we're all gonna die someday
an' that no death has ever stopped the world.
my poems are written in a rhythm of unpoetic distortion
divided by pierced ears. false eyelashes
subtracted by people constantly torturing each other.
with a melodic purring line of descriptive hollowness --
seen at times through dark sunglasses an' other forms of psychic explosion.
a song is anything that can walk by itself
i am called a songwriter. a poem is a naked person . . .
some people say that i am a poet

(end of pause)

an' so i answer my recording engineer
"yes. well i could use some help in getting this wall in the plane"